$10,000 Bar Challenge
$10,000 Bar Challenge
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks,
“What’s with the money in the jar?”
“Well…, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Ferrari.”
The man certainly isn’t going to pass this up, so he asks, “What are the three tests?”
“You gotta pay first,” says the bartender, “those are the rules.”
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10which he stuffs into the jar.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “here’s what you need to do:
First – You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can’t make a face while doing it.”
“Second – There’s a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.”
“Third – There’s a 90-year old lady upstairs who’s never had sex. You have to take care of that problem.”
The man is stunned! “I know I paid my $10 – but I’m not an idiot! I won’t do it! You’d have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!”
“Your call,” says the bartender, “but, your money stays where it is..”
As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, “Where’s the damn tequila?!”
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can..
Tears stream down both cheeks — but he doesn’t make a face — and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight — then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he’s bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body.
He drunkenly says, “Now…, where’s that old woman with the bad tooth?”
Related Posts
-
Human rights activist tries to stop death by stoning for Iranian woman [/caption] A veteran Iranian human rights activist has warned that Sakineh Mohammadie Ashtiani, a mother of two, could be stoned... -
Visit Cancun, Mexico: The UN-Official Guide Ave. Tulum is the main north-south artery (connecting downtown to the airport some 30 km (19 mi) to south). Tulum... -
UPI News - 6th woman alleges to be Tiger Woods mistress [/caption] Three more women say they have played a round with Tiger. Two more blonds and a brunette were added... -
Wimbledon Championships - Facts and Figures [/caption] The Championships: Wimbledon, or simply Wimbledon, is the oldest tennis tournament in the world and is generally considered the... -
NBC catches Shaun White, coach having vulgar chat before gold [/caption] Shaun White's gold-medal coronation in the halfpipe finals at the Winter Olympics was marred Wednesday by vulgar statements made...
-
What’s A Girl Gotta Do to Get a Guy in This Town? (With apologies to country singer Joe Nichols) The administrator of Cottonwood Assisted Living in Mesa Verde, Arizona, Glenda Walker was... -
Cotopaxi The road from downtown Quito out and around to Cotopaxi, Ecuador’s highest peak, takes about an hour and a half... -
The Official Rent-A-Husband Guide to a Safe, Problem-Free Home: Quick, Easy, and Effective Solutions for Do-It-Yourselfer Improvements and Repairs The company was founded by Kaile Warren Jr, who at the time had a car accident. It left him nearly... - How The Tax System Really Works Got this humorous email today. Enjoy.Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all...
-
Is a Hunting DVD Worth Watching? People who don't hunt or fish or participate in any outdoor sports often like to make fun of things like...
